Silly Pitches at Build Club Perth 1st Birthday

Silly Pitch descriptions

• Grant-Hunting Agent (Luca, Vladimir) — An AI agent that hunts down governments handing out "silly grants." The pitch was pure performance — Luca stripped off his top and belt just to grab the room. The idea itself? That was the punchline: there wasn't one. All hustle, no product.
• Guilt to Go — "Grow Your Guilt" (Sonu, Sam, Aman, Jay) — Emotional blackmail as a fitness app. Snaps a guilty photo of you skipping the gym and threatens to send your "dirty laundry" to family and friends if you don't go. Biggest risk: getting hacked and having your own laundry leaked back at you. Competitor: Snapchat. Already planning an enterprise tier and "going IPO" on one person's yes.
• Excuse Me (Bright, Joshua, Jimmy, William) — A brain-implanted AI that says "no" for you — silently. Plant a chip, let the AI live in your head, and it beams a wave straight to the other person's brain so they get their answer without you saying a word. Monetization: pay per message.

• Silly Paws (Jehan, Nithula) — An AI trained to predict the exact moment your pet's about to do something silly, so you can catch it, go viral, and monetize the fame. Biggest blocker: owning a pet that's actually well-behaved. Silly fish, though? That's money.
• Disgusting Food Combos (Krish, Sophie) — A rating-and-challenge app for the worst food combinations imaginable. Rate the horrors, challenge friends to top them, monetize via brands brave enough to sponsor the chaos. Ethos: embrace disgust.
• The Sushi's (Issy, Harry, Sophia, Rohan) — A marketplace for celebrity look-alikes — because real celebrities are too expensive, but a Matthew McConaughey look-alike is a bargain. Monetized via tokens and API credits.